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The Huntsville Championship was a golf tournament on the Korn Ferry Tour. It was first played from April 29 to May 2, 2021, at The Ledges in Huntsville, Alabama; it had been scheduled to be played in 2020, but was canceled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
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WERR, branded on-air as 104.1/104.3 FM Redentor, is a radio station broadcasting a Contemporary Christian format. Licensed to Vega Alta, Puerto Rico, it serves the Puerto Rico area. and is owned by WERR Radio Redentor, Inc. The station is the first Christian radio station in Puerto Rico.
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WVTM-TV is a television station in Birmingham, Alabama, United States, affiliated with NBC. Owned by Hearst Television, the station maintains studios and transmitter facilities atop Red Mountain, between Vulcan Trail and Valley View Drive in southeastern Birmingham, adjacent to the Vulcan Statue and next to the studios of Fox affiliate WBRC.
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