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Michael Bennett Jr. is an American former professional football player who was a defensive end in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Texas A&M Aggies, and signed with the Seattle Seahawks as an undrafted free agent in 2009. Bennett also played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Philadelphia Eagles, New England Patriots, and Dallas Cowboys. Over his career Bennett made three Pro Bowls and won Super Bowl XLVIII with the Seahawks. He is the brother of former tight end Martellus Bennett.
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Fuckfest is the debut album of Oxbow, released in 1989 on the band's own CFY Records, and later successively through Pathological Records, Crippled Dick Hot Wax, and Hydra Head Recordings, among others.
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